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    Martin Luther King Jr I have a dream speech August 28 1963 17:28
    Yes We Can Song 4:30
    We Are The Ones Song 3:04
    Obama Spanish Reggaeton Song 2:52
    VIVA OBAMA Song 2:03
    Barack Obama March 18, 2008 Great Speech On Race In America 37:02
    Scott Ferrall's Broken Ankle Discussed. 03/26/08. 6:00am
    Howard On Another Ugly List. 03/26/08. 6:05am
    Howard Gets Early Battlestar Galactica Preview. 03/26/08. 6:15am
    Batman Vs Joker Vs Alien Vs Predator. 03/26/08. 6:20am
    Howard Cooler At Summer Camp Than At Home. 03/26/08. 6:25am
    Hairy Chicks. 03/26/08. 6:35am
    Wrap Up Show Clips And Phone Calls. 03/26/08. 6:45am
    Ralph Wonders Why Gary Is Going To The Middle East. 03/26/08. 6:55am
    Artie's Late Night Meal. 03/26/08. 7:10am
    More Howard Bashing And Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 03/26/08. 7:25am
    The Man Boob Contest Begins. 03/26/08. 7:40am
    Adam Carolla Calls In. 03/26/08. 8:40am
    Rev. Bob Levy Visits. 03/26/08. 8:55am
    Howard's Ugly Article And ''Till Death'' Review. 03/26/08. 9:30am
    Howard Has No Passion For Automobiles. 03/26/08. 9:35am
    John The Stutterer Clips, E-mail And More. 03/26/08. 9:40am
    Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 03/26/08. 9:55am
    Goofing On Gary's Boredom. 03/26/08. 10:05am
    Robin's News. 03/26/08. 10:20am
    Wrap Up Show - Man Boob Contest Discussions. 03/26/08. 11:05am
    Wrap Up Show - Gary's Middle East Trip Discussions. 03/26/08. 11:35am
    Wrap Up Show - Bob Levy And Ferrall Discussions. 03/26/08. 11:50am
    Howard 100 News
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    Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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    Martin Luther King Jr I have a dream speech August 28 1963 17:28
    Yes We Can Song 4:30
    We Are The Ones Song 3:04
    Obama Spanish Reggaeton Song 2:52
    VIVA OBAMA Song 2:03
    Barack Obama March 18, 2008 Great Speech On Race In America 37:02
    Scott Ferrall's Broken Ankle Discussed. 03/26/08. 6:00am
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    Howard started off the show talking about the Scott Ferrall show and how he had broken his ankle. He said that it was a weird story how it happened. Gary came in and told the story about how he had gotten into an argument with an Asian guy. The guy ended up pushing Ferrall and he fell off a curb and broke his ankle. Then they were calling each other names. Gary said that this was his second street fight of the year too.

    Gary said that Scott said that when the cops came they thought that he was in an aggressive mood because of that gravely voice he has. He was apparently calling the Asian guy every racist name in the book. He even called the guy the N-word.

    Artie came walking in so Howard had to retell the story. Artie said that he got into a fight a long time ago but he was on coke at that point.

    Howard said that he can't imagine why he called an Asian guy the n-word. Gary said that the guy that Ferrall fought didn't even know who he was.

    Artie said that he was at a wedding with Ferrall a few weeks ago and he can see why he'd get into a fight the way he talks to people. He said that he calls his wife 34-C wherever they go too. Howard said that it would be great if every woman was referred to by their cup size. He said that they should have been doing that with Robin right from the start.
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    Howard On Another Ugly List. 03/26/08. 6:05am
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    Howard said that when Artie got measured the other day they found out he was 55 inches around. That led to Mike Morse writing a new song parody. It was to the tune of ''I Can't Drive 55'' and called ''Artie's Waist Size Is 55.'' Howard got a laugh out of that.

    Gary said that Artie was eating while that song was playing so that was pretty funny. Artie sang a song about Mike saying that ''Mike Morse used to open for Artie Lange...''

    Howard said that he tends to be on these lists of ugly guys with hot chicks. He said that they're going to make Beth think that he's really ugly. He said that she really thinks that he's good looking and these lists aren't going to help him out.

    Howard talked about how Jennifer Lopez's husband, Marc Anthony, is a really ugly dude and he can see why he'd be on a list like that. He went on to talk about how these articles must make his kids feel. He said that he hates to open the paper and read that kind of stuff.

    Howard said that Beth is going to read this stuff and think that he's ugly. He said that they take these articles and talk about them on TV shows which makes it even worse. He played a clip from a TV show where they talked about this article he was talking about. They mention Howard, Donald Trump and a few other guys that they find to be ugly.

    Howard said that his heart sinks when he sees a picture of he and Beth in the paper. He just wonders what's coming when he sees something like that. He goes to the psychiatrist and the guy wonders why he has low self esteem. This is just one reason why.

    Howard said that was kind of fun to wake up to that. Another great day for him. Artie said that the article really was mean too. He said that they were brutal the way they talk about Howard. Artie said that at least Howard is famous and ugly.

    The report mentioned Arthur Miller who was only 11 years older than Marilyn Monroe but looked like he was 40 years older than her.

    Howard said that when women meet him they are stunned at how good looking he really is. He said that he must have that effect on Benjy because he always stares at him. Benjy said that there are scientists who can look at a face and tell you if you're good looking or not. He said they do a symmetry test.

    Howard said that he's glad that women will look at him for his money. He said he never thought he'd make any.
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    Howard Gets Early Battlestar Galactica Preview. 03/26/08. 6:15am
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    Howard said that he saw the screener for the new season of Battlestar Galactica and he really liked it. He wanted to share it with Robin but he's so afraid of these piracy warnings on the DVDs they send out. He said that the note with the disk he got was saying that he's one of the lucky few who got to see it. That pissed Robin off because she was a fan of the show long before Howard was and she didn't get a copy. She said she's going to bad mouth the show from now on because of that.

    Howard said that they claim that they have watermarked the show and if it falls into the wrong hands they will sue him. He said that scares him, he doesn't want to get sued. He was going to give it to Robin and she could give it to Ralph but now he's too afraid to do that.

    Howard said that the first show is great. Jon Hein came in and said that he could get a copy of the first show from Sci-Fi if he wanted. He didn't get the same letter that Howard did. He said that they're afraid that the show is going to get posted online and that's why they warn people like that.

    Howard said that the best show on TV is ''In Treatment'' but Battlestar Galactica isn't far behind. He said he couldn't wait to see that episode when he got the preview copy. He said that it was really cool.

    Howard said that he loved the show but he can't remember the details of what happened. He said that's why he's the best person to send that kind of stuff to. He said he watched it all and loved it but he can't remember the plot or any other details. He said maybe that's being normal. Robin said that maybe that's so he doesn't clog up his brain with that stuff.

    Howard said that they're going to make a real ending for this show because they're not going to keep the show going forever. He said that they need an end for these shows instead of dragging them out forever like they're doing with ''Lost.'' Howard said that he's hoping that they bring that to an end and stop dragging it out because he's put so many years into watching it.

    Howard said that they're canceling Battlestar Galactica but they're going to have a prequel to the show. They're going to have a whole new cast. Robin said that's the kiss of death. She said they ruined Star Trek with the prequel show they did.
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    Batman Vs Joker Vs Alien Vs Predator. 03/26/08. 6:20am
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    Howard said that there's a Batman and Joker home made movie on the web and it's really good. He said that it was actually Batman, the Joker, Predator and Alien all in one movie. He asked Robin who she thinks would win. She said that she thinks that Alien would lose right away. The Predator would do pretty well against him. She thought about it for a few minutes and tried to come up with an answer.

    Howard said that the Joker is just an insane guy who fights like a retard. Robin said that she thinks that Predator would win if that was a real fight.

    Howard wanted to know what the name of the site was where he saw that movie (DailyMotion.com). No one in the office knew what it was though. Howard said that it may have been his friend who sent him the link. That led to him talking about going to camp and how his kids love to go to camp. Gary said that Jon Hein's kids go to camp the day after they get out of school now.
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    Howard Cooler At Summer Camp Than At Home. 03/26/08. 6:25am
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    Howard said that he used to hate living at home. He said he was so happy to go to camp when he went. He ended up talking about how his parents would threaten him with an ice cream scooper so that was really confusing to him. On one hand he'd get ice cream with it and on the other it would hurt him.

    Robin said that her mother gave her a cutting board one time as a gift and told her how it would make a great thing to beat kids with. She said she ended up throwing it out after hearing that.

    Artie said that he probably would have benefited from going to camp but they wouldn't let him go. Howard said that he thinks that Jews love to send their kids to camp. He said that it's actually a good thing because it does make you independent and more social.

    Howard said that 10 months out of the year he was like JD. When he went to camp he was like George Clooney and banging chicks. He said that he wishes that this guy Woody would call in to talk about how he almost fired him because he was fucking too many girls. He said that he was with a bunch of the girls and he was in a different tent every morning. He said he wanted to fire him but he wanted him to go along with him on the Western trip they went on.

    Howard said that he did okay in camp but then he'd go home and no one would believe that he was fucking all of these girls. He said that he did okay in college but not as well as he did at summer camp. He said he became a very cool guy at camp. Robin said that would make a great movie. Howard said that he was a lot different at home than he was at camp and those camp kids could have found out what a douche he was.

    Howard and Artie talked about this movie ''Can't Buy Me Love'' and how great that was. Howard said that's him in that movie.

    Artie mentioned this really hot chick he saw on a magazine cover. Her name is Adriana Lima. Howard said that she really is hot and he had to look up her name in the magazine when he saw her.

    Artie talked about how depressing it was when he found out that Pauly Shore was banging Jillian Grace years ago. That led to Howard playing some audio of some bits that Pauly Shore has been doing on the web. He had one where Pauly was talking about how he'd be a big comedian if he was just black.
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    Hairy Chicks. 03/26/08. 6:35am
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    Howard was checking out the latest issue of Playboy and talking about how hot one of the chicks was in there. The woman's breasts didn't look real to Robin so that led to Howard talking about how they were doing the Man Boob contest today. He said that they have guys with boobs the size of women's boobs coming in. They were going to have Artie do a blindfolded thing where he'd feel up the man boobs and a real woman's breasts to see if he could tell the difference.

    Howard said that it would be easy to tell it was a guy if he had hair on his boobs. He said he knew a woman who had hair on her areolas and it was really disturbing. Robin told a story about someone who said that Jackie Onasis was rumored to be really hairy like that. That got Howard into his Kennedy impression and doing his ''Er-uh'' Boston accent. He was talking about the hair and tweezing nipples and things like that. He said that he wouldn't be able to fuck his wife during a full moon because she was like a werewolf. The guys all got a laugh out of that. Howard said that was Fred's line.

    Artie brought up another article about some guy who was listed as being ''homely.'' They spent a few seconds on that before Howard got back to his Kennedy impression. He was saying that Jackie O was so hairy that she used to chase cars. He also said ''Stop peeing on the carpet Jackie.''

    Howard took a call from Hook Nose Mike who said that Howard isn't that ugly, it's just when he stands next to Beth that he doesn't look that good. He said she's too good looking standing next to him. Howard said that there are some reporters out there who must be in love with Beth and when they see him with her, they get jealous and angry and take it out on him.
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    Wrap Up Show Clips And Phone Calls. 03/26/08. 6:45am
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    Mike said that Jim Florentine came off pretty well yesterday when he was in. Howard said that he was on the Wrap Up Show too and he said some funny stuff on there. Howard said that he was just going to play a bunch of clips from the Wrap Up Show. He didn't know what he was going to play, they were just funny clips. Jim was telling some jokes and talking about his appearance on the show.

    Howard said there was a little bit of a Freudian slip with Jim. He was being asked about something like feeling up chicks on the show and he said something about how no one's spouse would want that going on. Howard said those were the highlights from the Wrap Up Show.

    Howard played a song parody that Mike Morse wrote about Jim being ''Mr. F'' to the tune of Mr. Ed. That led to Robin saying that the appearance Jim is making at the Gotham Comedy Club on Thursday is actually a fund raiser for a Suicide Prevention charity.

    Howard took a call from a guy who said that the Artie falling asleep episode on Howard TV is hilarious. He and Howard talked about how funny that was when they had him in the recliner chair in the studio. The guy pointed out some of the funny details that were in that show.

    The caller said that he can do a Ferrall voice too. Howard told him to go ahead and do that. He was actually very good but he didn't have much content. He said that he doesn't really listen to his show, he just gets the voice after hearing him a few times. The guy wanted to come in to visit the studio so Howard asked him if he wanted to fill in for Ferrall sometime. The guy's impression was good and they told him to work on it a little more.

    The guys had him acting out the scene with the Asian guy and using the N-word. The guy was in the same league as Sour Shoes' impression. Howard told the guy that he could come in for a tour or something. The guy said he'd work on his impression and do a little bit or something.

    Gary asked Howard if he wanted him to get Ferrall on the phone to tell his story. Howard said ''No!'' and said that the show would be over if they got him on the air. He tends to go on and on a little long.
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    Ralph Wonders Why Gary Is Going To The Middle East. 03/26/08. 6:55am
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    Ralph called in and said that Robin sounded different yesterday when Jim was in. She was getting very girly and not being very annoying.

    Ralph asked what Gary is doing going to the Middle East. He said the guy is a dad and he's got a family to take care of. Howard said that Gary is a great outdoorsman and a great adventurer. He said that Artie doesn't have a family or anything to live for. Gary said that you can die anywhere and he's really not afraid of going over there.

    Howard said that Ralph has a point. He doesn't need to be there, he's not going to really be entertaining the troops. They probably won't even know who Gary is. Gary thinks that there will be fans of the show over there. That led to Howard doing his Gary impression and talking about how he's going to get bored over there. Gary said that they won't get bored over there, they have a very busy schedule from what he's heard.

    Ralph said he wasn't mocking Gary over this, he was honestly wondering why he was going over there when he has a family to take care of. Howard continued to goof on Gary about getting bored like he did out in Vegas the last time he was out there. Howard and the guys were goofing on him about all of that and how he was really going to be bored out there if he was bored in Vegas.

    Gary said they got a call from a guy who said that the heat over there is brutal and they have to wear their bullet proof vests all the time.

    Joey Boots called in and said that Glen Miller was killed flying over to do a USO show. They actually lost 27 people on that flight so there have been people who have died going to do USO shows. Gary had been saying that he had never heard of anyone being killed going over to do them.

    Joey asked Gary how he'd feel if his kids were never able to visit his grave if he had died over there. Gary said that it's just a headstone. Artie said that he probably wouldn't go over there if he had a family to worry about. Gary said that he thinks that it's a really good thing to do and he wants to do it. Howard kept telling him that he's not an entertainer though so there's no reason for him to go. Artie has a comedy act to do.

    Gary was upset about Ralph goofing on him when he really doesn't do anything or produce anything himself. Artie said that Gary can introduce the guys as a host over there. Howard said that he's going to get bored though and continued to goof on him about that.

    Bobo called in and said that he agrees with Ralph about this and he doesn't think that he should go over there. He said that they're not playing at Caroline's, they're going to be under sniper fire and their helicopter could go down.

    Howard said that Gary had better bring tons of reading material so he doesn't get bored. Gary said ''fuck you'' and said he'll be fine over there.

    Ralph asked Artie how he's going to survive in the 120 degree heat over there. Artie didn't know how he was going to get through that. Sal was in Gary's office pretending to be Gary getting bored over there. Howard let Ralph go after that.

    Artie said that he thinks that he's going to lose like 30 pounds in that week that they're over there. He said that he's going to be like Private Lange while he's there. He was also talking about how Gary was asking him to go over there and he's not going to turn him away. He said that he'd love to have a really hot chick come over there with them but he doesn't think they do that anymore.
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    Artie's Late Night Meal. 03/26/08. 7:10am
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    Howard said he was watching Gary eating on his monitor. He was eating a mushroom egg white omelet with some avocado on the side. He's trying to lose a few pounds so he's on a new diet. Today is cupcake Wednesday too so Artie was going to be in trouble later after he eats that stuff. It was one week ago that Artie fell asleep during the show.

    Artie said that his mother made him some lamb chops with stuffed mushrooms and some other stuff that he loves. He said he was eating that last night. He said that he slept from 4-9 last night and then got up and ate. He said he heated up the lamb chops in the microwave since that's the only way he knows how to heat up the food.

    Howard said that Artie's mother really wants him to lose weight but she's the one giving him all of this food. Artie said that he was eating some fried hot peppers, some bread, the lamb chops and had some other stuff while he was heating that stuff up. He said that he has this pizzagain stuff that his mother made. He was also drinking some big glasses of Pepsi with crushed ice. He said it's like heaven.

    Howard said he doesn't have crushed ice in his freezer. The guys told him that's a pretty basic thing in a refrigerator now. Artie said that Howard has a Sub-Zero refrigerator and that's what he's going to have down at his shore house. He said his fridge is going to have a glass door on it so he can see what's in there. He said he keeps it really neat so that won't be an issue.

    Artie talked about the post-it notes that his mother leaves for him on all of this food she gives to him. He said that today was going to be tough with the cupcakes being out there. He said that he already had a bagel this morning and he's going to be eating those things.

    Howard said they were playing some video of Artie eating on the monitors in there. He said that they had it sped up. Artie said there's nothing funnier on TV than him eating in fast motion. He was cracking up as he watched himself chowing down. He said it's so pathetic, it's the most pathetic footage ever. Howard told him he should make that his next movie. He had to go to break after that.
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    More Howard Bashing And Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 03/26/08. 7:25am
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    During the break Howard said that the guys had given him a picture of Artie eating a whole lamb. He said they were going to put that up on his web site. He finished up the commercial and came back. Howard said that Good Morning America had just run a story about how ugly he is and how hot Beth is. He said that now it's spreading like a cancer.

    Gary said that it was actually the local channel 7 show that runs before Good Morning America. Howard said that's good, it's just locally that he'll be known as an ugly guy. He said that's a really shitty story. He said he knows that he's ugly but he doesn't need to be reminded of that and he definitely doesn't need Beth being reminded. Howard said he doesn't think that he's a 1, he thinks that he's a 3.

    Artie said that's really fucked up when they report that stuff on shows like that. He told Howard he could give him a Subutex or something to calm him down. He said that he'd get high from it though. Artie said that the stuff saved his life but it's really strong and he would get a buzz.

    Howard said that maybe the Subutex is what has been making Artie hungry. He said that's one of the side effects and he'd like to be able to get off that stuff and lose some weight.

    Howard said that they were going to do the Man Boobs contest and asked Robin to remind him to play some clips from John the Stutterer's show.

    Howard had Lisa G come in with her Howard 100 News preview. Lisa told Howard that she thinks that he's good looking. Artie asked them to find a woman who Howard doesn't pay to say that he's good looking. Howard said he knows he's not that bad looking. Lisa told him about his good qualities and what she likes about him.

    Jessica Hahn called in and said that maybe the article that was written was brought up because of the Ugliest Man with the Hottest Chick contest they have coming up. Maybe they stole the idea from him once again.

    Howard talked about how Jessica wanted to give him a hand job one time but he was married at the time so he had to turn it down. Jessica also brought up how she didn't know that she had become a senior citizen after hearing them talking about the bowling thing yesterday. Howard said it's just for that bowling show.

    Howard said he had the clip from the channel 7 program where they called him ugly. He said that this really sucks. He said ti's a miracle that he doesn't drink more than he does.

    Howard played the clip where the reporter was talking about reading this story and how he wanted to get someone's opinion on the article. Howard goofed on the guy for being a big himbo. Gary said that the guy is kind of a goof, his name is Bill Evans. Howard may have spoken too soon because the guy wasn't being all that mean to him. He said that he'll be home banging a hot chick tonight while that guy is studying barometric pressure.

    Howard said he just saw that Bill is on the Scott and Todd show so there must be a lot of yucking going on during that. He did his impression of what that show must sound like. He did some phony laughs like those guys do and talked about how they all sound alike.

    Howard and the guys continued to goof on those guys for a few minutes. The guy Bill Evans was saying that he got his hot wife because he's a funny guy. Artie wondered in what world that guy is funny. He couldn't imagine why he'd think he was funny. Howard did more of his impression of that guy and then took a phone call.

    The caller told Artie he was a fat fuck and went on to say that they should call their bowling show the ''Polish Your Pin'' show. Artie said he was as funny as Bill Evans.

    Lisa got to her Howard 100 News preview. She said that Artie admitted that he hadn't been to the dentist in about 8 years. He never gets cavities so he doesn't go. He said he went right before he went to Toronto to shoot Dirty Work. He said that was actually 11 years ago and he just realized it.

    Lisa said that she has a story about Robin's Girls Night Out group. They found that there is another charity organization with the same name and a guy runs it. He's a SIRIUS subscriber and they spoke to him about the name. He's fine with them using the same name though.

    Lisa said that they also have a story about Jason speaking out about Scott DePace's latest Video Caddy issues. Jason has said that he thinks that Scott's product is useless and the worst of the two that are out there.
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    The Man Boob Contest Begins. 03/26/08. 7:40am
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    Howard moved on to the Man Boobs contest. He said that the contest was being sponsored by GoldenCasino.net. He figured they'd bring in one guy at a time to reveal their man boobs.

    Howard sang a little bit and started naming the judges using their middle names. He mentioned Gary Patrick Dell'Abate, Arthur Steven Lange and Fred Eric Norris. They spent a little time on that subject before Howard pointed out that Benjy is eating a ton of salad over there at his desk. He said that he thinks that just because salad is good for you that you can eat a ton of it. He said he wasn't going to let him judge, he changed his mind.

    Howard said that he might get everyone's opinion on the contest once they get started. He asked Fred if they had any theme music. They had nothing. Howard said that the first contestant was Shane. Shane came in and Howard said he's a good looking guy but he doesn't appear to be that fat. Shane said he's about 260 pounds and 5'10'' tall. He said he's had the bitch tits since he was born. They've gotten bigger as he got heavier though.

    Shane said that he was told that he'd always have them even if he got operated on. He said that they could come back even if he had them operated on. He said that they used to play games in school and he'd hate to play shirts vs. skins. He said that his coach would make him be skins even if he asked him not to make him do that.

    Shane said that he's unemployed right now because of a DUI he got. He was a truck driver and ended up losing his job over that DUI. He said he was separated from his wife and quite depressed. He said that he put her in a couple of head locks but never hit her or anything. He said that there were a few things that didn't look right with the relationship. He said that he could see her bra when they were at a car dealer and thought that she was flirting with the salesman. He said he may have gotten a little carried away with her and did some stuff to her. He said that it was a little more than a head lock. He said that he may have called her some names and spit on her.

    Shane talked about a dog he had that was shitting all over the place. He said that he was actually fired from one job because of his dog shitting on the property of another place. He told them that story and then a story about the dog shitting in his mother's house. He said that he ended up slipping in the shit and piss and ended up spiking the dog into the ground like a football. He said that he might have a problem with his temper. Howard told the guy he can't take it out on the dog or his wife.

    Howard said that Shane seems to be a little obsessive and possessive. He said that she's taking some time away from him right now but they'll probably work things out. Howard asked if the wife laughed at his titties. Shane laughed and said that no woman has ever said anything negative about his chest to his face.

    Howard had Shane take off his shirt so they could see his boobs. He took it off and the guys were shocked at how big they were. Howard asked if they had a bra there that they could have him try on. Howard asked how big his cup size would be if he was a woman. He didn't know. Howard had him put on a bikini top so they could see what he looks like. Gange said that it was a size Large that they were giving him. He put the top on and got a few laughs from the guys. Shane said that some women like to play with his boobs like they're women's boobs. Howard said that he knows this guy has done some bad things but he seems like a nice guy other than that.

    Howard said that Shane's areola's and nipples were really big too. The Howard TV guys shot him with some oil so his boobs would shine. Howard told the judges to remember Shane as they moved on to Jeffrey.

    Up next was Jeffrey who claims he's always had man boobs no matter how much he worked out. Jeffrey said that he was able to get his weight down in college but his boobs were always there. He said that he thinks that it was genetics that gave him the boobs. He said that he's 27 and has a girlfriend. He said that his girlfriend is quite busty as well and she'll pinch his boobs when he does that to hers and he's really not into that.

    Jeffrey said that he's been listening to Howard since he was 8 years old. He said that his father introduced him to the show and he's been listening ever since. Jeffrey said that Shane was looking like something out of National Geographic. He threw in a plug for his blog at Gwgreality.blogspot.com

    Howard asked Jeffrey to reveal his boobs after that. He said that his boobs weren't near the size of Shane's. He did have some pepperoni pizza nips though. Shane was making fun of him even though he's got bigger boobs than this guy. Howard told Jeffrey to go stand over next to Shane.

    Up next was Gary who was close to 400 pounds. He was their first white contestant. Gary said that he's engaged to be married and the boobs haven't stopped him from getting women. He said that this is going to be his third marriage. He said that he was the one who dumped the wives too. He said that he had a lazy second wife and the first one looked like a mess.

    Howard told Gary that he might have a shot there from what he could see under his robe. Gary got in a plug for his buddies in the Lost Dutchman Motorcycle Club out in Arizona. He and Howard spent a minute talking about the riding club. Howard said he would never challenge a motorcycle club like that and he can't imagine who would.

    Howard asked Gary if he's been in bar fights and stuff. Gary said that he has and he's had his ass beaten and he's beaten some asses. He said that he's going to buy a new Harley if he wins this contest today.

    Howard said it was time to see Gary's boobs. He opened up his robe and revealed the giant man boobs. Artie asked him where he gets his jeans. He has a 62 inch waist. Artie is at a 55 already so he's not that far off. Howard asked Gary if he looks at Artie and thinks he's a thin guy. Gary said ''no'' to that.

    Howard said that Gary's boobs were bigger than Shane's were. He said that they were nice and wondered if he had ever put on a bra top. He said he hadn't so they got a bikini top for him. They had a C-cup size for him but it may not be big enough for him. His boobs were falling out of the top and the guys were talking about how his boobs actually went all the way around his body. Gary was saying that he used to do meth and got down to about 200 pounds but he still had the boobs.

    Howard brought in the final contestant, Alex, and Artie said that they had a winner. Alex said that he listens to the show every day and he weighs more than 300 pounds. He said that he likes to eat a lot of ham and turkey and stuff like that. He likes hot wings too. He doesn't have a girlfriend but he did have a girl at one time. He said that she said no to him when he asked her to marry him. Alex said he's 43 now and he last got laid when he was 18. Robin said that's some slump.

    Howard asked Alex what he does for sex. Alex said he beats off in the shower so it goes right down the drain. He said that he gets porn from a friend of his and he likes titties. Alex said that he would like to get a woman right now but he hasn't had one in 25 years.

    Alex is disabled and said that he can't work. He had a job at his dad's work but things didn't work out. Gary told Howard that he was saying that he was a virgin when he was out in the green room. Alex said that was true. He tried to put his dick in a woman but she said no. He said that he got smacked. Artie was cracking up right from the time this guy walked into the studio so there must have been something going on with him that was odd. He had a strange way of talking and had an odd giggle that he kept doing.

    Howard asked Alex some questions about his man boobs and if he plays with them thinking that it must be like playing with a woman's. He said he does do that. He also said that he goes to the beach and doesn't care what people think. Howard said he likes his attitude.

    Howard asked Alex if he's a slow adult. He said that he is. He can read and spell but he couldn't come up with an answer to 2+7. Howard told Alex that he seemed like a nice guy. He hadn't thrown a dog into the ground or put a woman in a headlock.

    Howard asked Alex to open up his robe and show his boobs. Howard said they were the biggest titties he'd ever seen. Benjy let out an ''Oh my god!'' Howard said that he was going to have a hard time with the judging. He said that Jeffrey was the only one who didn't have a chance against the rest of the guys.

    Howard wondered who was the biggest. He was thinking that Alex was the biggest. Everyone checked them out and then Howard asked him to put on a bikini top. He tried to stuff them in but his nip was sticking out the bottom.

    Alex was there with a handler and he has to keep an eye on him while he's out. Alex said that he can get into some trouble when he's out on his own. Gary said that they could bring that guy in if he wanted. Howard told him to bring him in.

    Gary brought in this guy Albert who handles Alex. Albert was the guy who got him into the contest. He said that he's a great dude but he can overeat and he's a diabetic so he has to keep an eye on him. Gary asked if they could leave him alone in a house for 3 days. They can't do that. Artie said that he could use a handler himself based on what he just said.

    Howard said that all of these guys had jeans that fit, unlike Artie's. Howard said that he was going to go to Robin first and ask her to make her pick. Robin picked Alex. Alex said that he's going to buy clothes with the money if he wins. Gary asked if this contest is based on size. He said that Alex had the biggest of them all but Shane's were the most woman like. He wasn't sure what they were going for there. Howard didn't know either.

    Howard said that Gary and Alex had the biggest boobs but Shane had a real cup there. Gary went with Alex after going through some thoughts on what they should be going for. Howard went to Fred next. Fred said that this is tough and it's not the slam dunk contest that he thought it was going to be. He said that it was a very tough choice. He was going between Alex and Shane. Shane's boobs were the prettiest of them all. He had to go with Alex.

    Howard moved on to Artie who said that he wanted to see Gange's again first. Howard told him he's not in the contest. Artie went on to say that he thinks that the really fat guys could lose some weight and he had to go with Shane because he has a real problem.

    Howard went to Will next and asked him who he thought should win. Will said that he had to go with Shane because he has real ''boobs.'' Howard said he was still confused by this Alex guy and how he almost had this woman. He asked what had gone on that day and how close he came. He said that he had the woman naked and played with her boobs but he didn't get to blow his load.

    Howard gave Benjy a shot to give his vote. Benjy told Jeffrey he didn't have a shot. He said that if Alex got his nipples centered it would help his boobs out a lot. He had to go with Shane.

    Howard said that it was tied at that point so he was going to break the tie. He had the guys do some jumping jacks and that led to Artie laughing his ass off. Howard told Gary that he was out of the contest but he was leaning toward voting for him. He said that he had to pick one of the two in the tie. He ended up picking Alex over Shane even though he had such nice tits. He said that he's got better tits than a lot of women do. They put a wig on him and Artie said he looked like Oprah.

    Alex was the winner so Howard told Shane that maybe they could give him a second prize or something. Gary said that they did have $500 cash for each of the guys who didn't win. That was courtesy of Bee Ceuticals.

    Howard thanked the guys for coming in and said that it really was a tough decision. Artie said he'd give Shane some tickets to a show he had coming up in Chicago. He hooked up the rest of the guys with tickets for shows that he had coming up. Howard sang the guys out of the studio and went to break after wrapping up with them.
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    Adam Carolla Calls In. 03/26/08. 8:40am
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    After the break we heard a Jack and Rod bit where they interviewed and author and had him thinking he was talking to David Letterman. Fred played some Tom Petty ''Refugee'' as they were coming back. Howard came back in the middle of eating. He said that he was chillin to the song and eating a sandwich. He said if the song was 2 minutes longer it would have been perfect.

    Howard said he was right about Dancing with the Stars when he said that Penn or Adam would get voted off. He said that Penn got voted off. He had Adam on the phone to talk about it. He asked him if he was the second lowest. Adam said that they don't tell them who is the second lowest so he's not sure.

    Adam said that last week he knew that he wouldn't get voted off. He said that he's not sure about next week though. Howard said that the judges seem to like Adam. He said that he kind of likes Adam's partner so he doesn't want him to get voted off because of that.

    Penn had some problems falling twice during rehearsals. He said that he's a klutz. Adam said that he did that on the show and in rehearsal so he's not sure if he was putting it on or not. Howard said he thinks that it wasn't put on at all. JD said that Penn was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and claimed that the fall was planned. Howard said ''Yeah, right.''

    Howard and Adam talked about his hot partner, Julianne Hough, a little bit. The guys think that Julianne is finally realizing how funny Adam is and warming up to him. Adam said that she's going out of town today for a wedding so he's only going to get in a couple of hours today. Howard asked if he's upset that he's not getting in enough practice and complaining to the producers. Adam said that neither of them have time so there's not much they can do about that.

    Howard asked Adam if he thinks he could get that chick. Adam said that he'd have to wear her down with some Ruffies and some ether.

    Howard said that he doesn't think that Adam is that bad of a dancer. He said that he's not a real dancer and he's doing just fine on the show. He said that memorizing the steps is tough. Robin said he wasn't moving his hips where he was supposed to. Howard said that he's a dude, he's not supposed to move his hips.

    Artie said he read a review of Adam's movie ''The Hammer'' and it was a 3 star review. Adam said that he got two thumbs up on that Ebert and Roeper show or whatever it's called now. You can find out more about the movie at TheHammerMovie.com. Adam said that they're opening it up in more theaters now. Howard let Adam go after that. Adam said that he'll call in next week to give them another update.
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    Rev. Bob Levy Visits. 03/26/08. 8:55am
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    Howard said that Rev. Bob Levy was there to visit. He said that he heard that he's back to drinking and doing coke. Bob said that the pills he was on really fucked him up and he had to get off of that stuff. Artie warned him about what was going to happen with the Zanax pills. He was right about what was going to happen.

    Howard said that it seemed like he was getting better but Bob said that he was actually taking six Zanax pills a day instead of 2. He said that he was getting a high from that stuff and it was just another thing he was doing instead of drinking.

    Artie said that he saw that Bob was like a zombie when he was on those pills. He said that he told some people that he had to get off of it and back to drinking.

    Howard said that he heard that Bob was drinking and doing coke again up in Toronto. Bob said he actually broke his tooth trying to open the bag of coke. He said that his whole tooth came out. He said he's also on this Klonopan. He said that he's really alarmed by all of this himself so that's why he's talking about it.

    Bob said that Jim Florentine asked him how he's still alive. He said that he told him that he was going to die doing that much stuff. Bob said that he knows he's fucked up and he really doesn't want to die. He said he'd like to get to a point when he doesn't need any of that stuff.

    Artie said that it's easy to blame the road for that stuff. That's what he does. Howard asked Bob about when he met his girlfriend and if he was drinking and doing the coke back then. He said he was probably drinking when he met her.

    Howard had Bob's girlfriend Chris come in after that. He asked her what's wrong with her that she has to be with this guy who is drinking, doing coke and taking pills. She said she doesn't have a problem with that. She said that she doesn't drink and has never done drugs in her life. She said she's not sure why people need that stuff. Howard said that he appears to be really messed up. Chris said that he only drinks out on the road. He never drinks during the week at all.

    Artie said that he knows what that's like because he does the same thing. Chris said that Bob feels like he needs to be high to go out on stage and perform in front of people but she doesn't think that he needs it. She said that he's so talented that he doesn't need that stuff.

    Howard said that he heard that Bob was telling the guys not to let his girlfriend come in because she takes his air time. Bob said that she was just along for the ride and she wasn't supposed to be in there. He said that he just asked her to go for a ride and told her to stay in the back and talk to JD or something. Bob said he wasn't mad about it though.

    Howard said this sounds like some jealousy and it's like a disaster. Bob said that things are fine. Howard told Bob that this is an intervention for his girlfriend. Chris said that Bob is like a drama queen and he makes a big deal out of every little thing.

    Howard said he wanted to give Bob a plug before he ran out of time with Bob. Chris mentioned that they'll be down at the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, New Jersey this weekend.

    Bob said that things are different since he moved out of the basement in his house. He doesn't get to see his son every day and that makes him more depressed. Robin told Bob to take responsibility for himself and get over it.

    Howard asked Bob about the footage he saw of him slapping Danny Bonaduce back stage at some event he was at. Howard said that Bob was standing back stage and just slapped him. Bob said that he was back stage because he was a referee at the event that Bonaduce was at. Bob told the story about how the two of them got into their fight. He said that Bonaduce was a loudmouth and he just slapped him like the bitch that he was.

    Howard told Bob to swear on the life of his son that it was a real fight and not set up. Bob said he would never swear on his child. Howard said he thinks that he would swear on the life of his child if it was real. Bob said that he would swear on his fiancé's life though. He said that it was not set up.

    Howard asked Bob if he really had a real fight with that guy. Bob said that the guy pissed him off and he really flipped out and smacked the guy. He said he's not afraid of that guy and he thinks that he's just a big mouth. He said he knows how to fight and he can handle himself just fine. He said he can throw a punch just fine.

    Howard said that Artie said that the tape was fake. Bob said that's fine but he insists that it was for real. Fred said that he thought it was real and he really doesn't like Danny and he has to commend Bob for doing what he did. He said that he doesn't know bob that well but he gets a vibe from him that makes you think that you just don't fuck with him.

    Bob said that he snaps easily and gets into fights like that. He said that he could take Howard down too. Howard said that anyone can beat him up. Robin said that even she can.

    Blue Iris called in and told Bob not to take that Klonopan because it's very addictive. She was going on and on giving him advice about what he shouldn't be doing. She said that she loves Bob and doesn't want him to be addicted like that. She's going to be coming in next week for the Newlywed Game that they're doing. She said that will be on Tuesday.

    Howard gave Bob some plugs for the gigs he had coming up this weekend. They're going to be at the Hard Rock in Atlantic City this Friday and at the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville on Saturday night. Howard gave him a plug for the Miserable Men show that airs Sunday nights at 7pm on Howard 101. you can find out more at RevBobLevy.com.

    Howard told Bob to get his problems under control. Bob said that he wants to do that but he doesn't know who to talk to about it. Artie said that he had a guy who would tell him that he was disgusting and tell him to exercise. Artie said that he feels that way about Bob and that's the advice he'd give him. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.
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    Howard's Ugly Article And ''Til Death'' Review. 03/26/08. 9:30am
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    Howard came back from break and talked about the Ugliest Guy with the Hottest Wife contest they have coming up. He went through that and then talked about the big article in the paper about how ugly he is. He said that Regis weighed in this morning so he played that. He said that he thinks that Regis was defending him though. Regis asked Kelly Ripa if she had seen the article and when she saw the picture of Howard she let out an ''Oh my.'' Regis said that he thinks that Howard is an attractive man and he sees him often at the building they both live in. Regis said that puts Howard in an odd spot when they do that.

    Howard said that he shouldn't be the poster boy for that kind of story. Robin said that the research came from the University of Tennessee and it was the media that added Howard to the article.

    Howard said that he was watching this new show that Brad Garrett is in called ''Til Death'' and it was really funny. He said that he had no idea how funny the guy was. He told Robin what he saw on the show and how they signed up to a big brother program and Brad's character hopes that he gets a black kid. He said that it turns out to be a 40 year old black guy that he adopts as a big brother. He ends up going out roller skating with the 40 year old guy. He said that the show was really funny and he had to plug it.

    Artie said that Brad was great on Everybody Loves Raymond. He said that it sounds like this new show is funny too.
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    Howard Has No Passion For Automobiles. 03/26/08. 9:35am
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    Howard said that he had a story about this Simon Cowell and how he has a Bugatti car that's worth a million and a half dollars. He said that he was told about some people who buy cars like that every month. He said he doesn't get why anyone would spend that kind of money on a car. He said that he makes a damn good living himself and he would never spend that kind of money on a car. He thinks that maybe $100,000 is a reasonable amount of money to spend on a car.

    Fred said that the Bugatti is something that's hand built and it's like having bragging rights. He said that he doesn't get it either and he'd rather spend money on a classic Ferrari or something himself. He said that Simon is basically driving an expensive Chevy.

    Artie said that he feels like a jerk off in his Mercedes. He said that he could never buy a car that cost that much. Robin said she saw someone driving a Rolls leaving New york the other day and she wondered why anyone would drive that in the city.
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    John The Stutterer Clips, E-mail And More. 03/26/08. 9:40am
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    Howard had some John the Stutterer show clips to play. He played John's intro to the show where he was stuttering out the name of the show ''Straight Talk.'' Then John goes on to bash FOX news because he has to walk past their building when he goes to the SIRIUS building. He was calling the show a pile of shit stinking up the city. He was going off on them for a few minutes.

    Howard said he had a bunch of other clips to play but he had a bunch of e-mail to go through too. He read one about Ryan Phillippe on the Tonight Show and Jay was treating him like an ass. The guy said that Ryan threatened to leave and said that he wouldn't be back if he kept up the stuff he was doing. Howard said he bets that he really was irked by the guy.

    Howard said that he never felt more stupid than the time he went out with the lesbians on Jay's show and Jay ran off and complained about how all he was about was ''pussy.'' He said that if he was a real man he would have just kicked him off the show instead of walking off. Gary said that Jay was complaining about Howard and how he was just about ''pussy, pussy, pussy'' while grabbing his crotch. He also said that it was like Howard was coming on and shitting in his house.

    Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he has any plans to do a special edition of Private Parts. Howard said that's what he wanted to do but Paramount didn't want to work with him on that. He said they just put the movie out and he's done with that now.

    The caller said that he's kind of friendly with Suzanne the Underdog Lady and she asked him to be her bodyguard during a parade because so many people yell out Howard's name. She blames Howard for ruining her career but Artie said ''...her career ruined her career.''

    Howard let that guy go and played some more John the Stutterer show clips. He had clips of John going off on Reverend Wright after stuttering up a storm trying to get to it. Once he gets going the stuttering stops and he's able to get his thoughts out.

    Howard read some more mail about the Clara the bulldog story. He said that someone wrote in about how it was fine that he helped out with that dog and couldn't believe that there were people complaining.

    Howard said that Jim Florentine got all positive feedback about his appearance yesterday. He read through a bunch of those e-mails. Some people did think that he was out of line getting mad at Shuli for what he did. Then Howard found a negative email about Jim where the guy said that his relationship with Robin is creepy, almost as creepy as Anna Nicole Smith and that old dude she was married to.

    Howard read some feedback about Fred and some predictions on what will happen with Jim and Robin. One guy predicted Robin and Jim would be over by July. Another guy said that they won't last longer than 3 more months.

    Howard said that someone wrote in and told him that his comments about Oprah's interview with Billy Joel. The guy said that Billy seemed bothered by every question and maybe it wasn't Oprah who was the problem in that interview. Howard said he didn't take it that way but he didn't really know.

    Howard said he's been reading a bunch of stuff about the merger being approved by the Department of Justice. It still has to be approved by the FCC and some people are pointing out that it shouldn't be taking this long to figure this all out. The merger is up to 342 days and it's one of the longest delays in merger history. They let other mergers go through in no time while this one is taking forever.
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    Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 03/26/08. 9:55am
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    Steve Langford came in with his Howard 100 News preview. He said that hey have a story about Big Foot having more problems up in Vermont. he's got nowhere to live at this point and the guy who drove up to try and help him out lost his wife because of what he was doing.

    Steve said that there's another anti-Robin web site called RobinsNews.com. They point out all of the mistakes she makes there. They also have a story about JD being part of the Paris Hilton BFF contest but JD claims that he had nothing to do with that.

    Jon Hein came in and gave his Wrap Up Show preview mentioning the stuff they were going to be discussing today. He ran through his list and then Howard spent a short time talking about that article that he'd been talking about all morning.

    Howard was talking about how he could prove that he's not that ugly if he just broke up with Beth and went out and fucked all of the hot chicks he could. He said that he had to thank Regis for defending him on his show. He said he has to thank him for calling him handsome. He said that he's not going to fuck Joy Philbin because of that. Robin said that Kelly Ripa didn't really come to his defense. It turns out it wasn't Kelly there with Regis this morning. It was Megan Mullaly from Will and Grace filling in for Kelly.

    Howard said that he's seen uglier guys and he knows that he's not the ugliest. He said that the picture in the paper today was actually a good angle for him and he thought he looked pretty good.
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    Goofing On Gary's Boredom. 03/26/08. 10:05am
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    Howard ended up goofing on Gary again about his getting bored out in Las Vegas. Jon mentioned that in his Wrap Up Show preview. Howard did his impression of Gary and spent a few minutes making up conversations that Gary might have had about his boredom out there. Howard said that Howard TV is working on an animation of Gary being bored out in Vegas so that should be coming up soon.

    Gary said that he was getting bored with the conversation about him being bored. Howard and Fred were both doing impressions of him by that time. Howard said they should run a new Gary cartoon every day. He continued to do the impression that Gary hates so much. Howard said that he can't imagine being so bored that he'd want to watch TV with Nick Di Paolo. Gary said that they just channel surfed and found nothing worth watching. Howard said that's because he's busy talking.

    Howard said he wanted to watch a TV show one time and his wife and her friend were talking and he wasn't able to enjoy it. Sal was in his Gary mask goofing around behind Gary. Howard said that he's never been bored out in Vegas. Gary said that he was done gambling, he'd read a book and watched some TV and he was bored. He said that he didn't want to lose even more money gambling so he stopped.

    Gary said that he did try to go get a shave at the Art of Shaving but they were booked up all three times. Howard went back into his Gary impression and goofed on him about the shaving thing. Gary asked Howard about his complaints that he didn't have time to get to all of the stuff he wanted to get to. Artie told him that this is what he wanted to get to. Howard continued to goof on Gary for a little longer. He said that Gary could have brushed his teeth out there in Vegas. That would have taken up an hour. He

    Ralph called in and said that even the things that Gary tried to do out there were horrible. Getting a shave is really lame. He said he just doesn't get it. He said that Gary was complaining about the shops out there and how lame they were but they actually have some great shops there. Gary said that he's not a shopper like that.

    Gary talked about how the walk to the shaving place was probably a 10 minute walk. He said that it was Super Bowl weekend so they were very busy there. He said he wasn't even that into getting a shave, he just wanted something to do. Howard said they'd stop busting Gary's balls. Gary asked him why he was going to stop now?

    Howard said that Gary is going to get bored over in Iraq when he goes over. Gary said that they're going to have plenty to talk about over there. Howard said that the reason Artie slept so long out in Vegas is because he knew that if he woke up he'd have to talk to Gary. He slept right past the lunch time he was supposed to have with Gary.

    JD said that Gary was so bored out in Vegas that he had to show him the Jimmy Kimmel ''I'm Fucking Matt Damon'' thing. He said that Gary dragged him into his room to show him the video. Howard said that he'd pay a million bucks to see tape of Gary and Nick watching TV together.
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    Robin's News. 03/26/08. 10:20am
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    Howard wanted to move on to Robin's news because they had dragged that out for so long. She started off with a story about Jamie Lee Curtis and how she's going to be taking off her clothes for AARP magazine. The guys couldn't believe she was waiting until now to do that. That led to Howard talking about that awful short hair cut Jamie Lee has. He said that whatever Robin is doing is working for her and she looks really good.

    Artie was talking about how bad he looks at his age and how he's in the 8th inning of his life. Howard said he just needs to lose a few pounds. He said that he got a picture of Artie about 100 pounds ago and he really looked good. He just needs to lose that weight.

    Howard and the guys talked about the rumors that Jamie Lee was born a hermaphrodite. Howard said that they asked her about that one time and she basically told them ''fuck you.'' A caller said that they do say that she was one if you search her name on the web.

    Robin said that there are people out there saying that satellite radio will end up costing consumers more in the future if this merger goes through. She read a little bit of an article about that and then Howard read through an article where they talk about the merger and how it's really not a bad thing. The author said that he wouldn't think twice about canceling his service if the prices went up though. He said that's why the merger is okay because they have to remain com
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