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Governor David Patterson Discussions. 03/19/08. 6:00am
Howard Reads Some E-mail. 03/19/08. 6:05am
Richard's Drinking And Various News Stories. 03/19/08. 6:15am
Bob Levy Smacks Danny Bonaduce Video. 03/19/08. 6:25am
Deejay Magic Matt Alan Calls In. 03/19/08. 6:30am
Senator Arlen Specter Visits. 03/19/08. 7:05am
Howard Takes Some Phone Calls. 03/19/08. 7:45am
Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 03/19/08. 8:00am
Adam Carolla Calls In. 03/19/08. 8:10am
Celebrity Rehab And Other Discussions. 03/19/08. 8:35am
Eric The Midget Announcement Maker Calls In. 03/19/08. 8:55am
Jessica's Missing Bulldog. 03/19/08. 9:20am
Riley Martin Show Clips. 03/19/08. 9:25am
Celebrity Fit Club Audio Clips. 03/19/08. 9:35am
The $600 Billion War. 03/19/08. 9:50am
Howard 100 News, GNO And Wrap Up Show Previews. 03/19/08. 10:00am
Artie In Bad Shape, May Have Eaten Too Much. 03/19/08. 10:15am
Robin's News. 03/19/08. 10:35am
Wrap Up Show - Artie's Weight And Sleeping During The Show. 03/19/08. 11:10am
Wrap Up Show - More Artie Discussions. 03/19/08. 11:45am
Wrap Up Show - Senator Arlen Specter Discussions. 03/19/08. 11:50am
Howard 100 News
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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Governor David Patterson Discussions. 03/19/08. 6:00am
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Show opening bits and songs included: Lonny Heckman performing ''When I See Beth Smiling,'' a prank call using Ed McMahon audio clips, AC/DC and Artie performing ''You Shook Me All Night Long'' live in Howard's K-Rock studio.
Howard started off the show talking about all the fun they were going to have this morning. He said that he pounced out of bed this morning to be there to entertain everyone. then he said he was done and ready to go home a second later. Artie asked if he was serious and Fred played a door opening and closing sound as if he walked out.
Howard said that he was reading about this new New York governor and how he's been able to get some hot chicks even though he's blind. He said that he was telling JD that he must be able to see that anyone can get chicks if that guy can.
Howard said this guy David Patterson has been talking about everything that he was up to so the press doesn't go digging into everything about him. He's been talking about how his wife cheated on him and he went out and cheated on her. He's telling everyone about how he had revenge sex with one chick and then went out with a bunch of others as well.
Howard said that he thinks that Patterson's wife is hot. He's got some pictures of some other women that he was with and they weren't as hot.
Howard said that some of the women he was with had jobs with him too. He said that one of the women actually ended up working for Elliot Spitzer. Howard said that there's nothing worse than messing around with someone at work and then it all fizzles. You still have to work with that person and it really complicates everything.
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Howard Reads Some E-mail. 03/19/08. 6:05am
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Howard said that yesterday Robin accused him of going soft with the girls that come in there. He said that someone in the e-mail corrected him and said that it's all about Beth, it has nothing to do with his daughters. He said that he is very happy with Beth and he doesn't need any of that stuff now. He said there have been a bunch of things that have contributed him to him backing off of feeling girls boobs and stuff.
Howard read another e-mail from someone who said he was too hard on Jessica Hahn yesterday. He thought he was fine with the questions though. There was some feedback about May Pang that he read through as well. Some people wrote in about her and John Lennon's relationship.
Artie said he had a weird moment with May Pang. He said that she gave him her book and he looked through it on the air. He liked it and she didn't ask for it back so he assumed that it was a free copy for him. He was walking out of the studio during the break and she asked him to come over. She asked to sign the book for him and she was very aggressive about it. She opened it up to sign it and said that she had already signed it to someone else and she'd send him another one.
Artie thinks that May just wanted the book back and acted out that scene to get her book back. He said that he thinks that she really wanted to sign the book but it was really awkward the way she found the name in the book. Howard said he was sorry that he got turned down that way. That was after she had turned him down sexually during the interview. Artie said that he was shot down during that interview.
Howard said that Fred messed up trying to find a George Harrison song during the show yesterday. It turned out to be the wrong name that he was looking for. Howard read mail about that and about some other stuff like Artie and his bookie. One writer said that Artie shouldn't have let his bookie off the hook for all the money that he owed him. Artie said he didn't let him off the hook, he went to collect his money and the guy didn't have it.
Howard said that someone wrote in about a conversation they had about guys who fuck chicks with another guy in the room. Howard had said that guys like that might be gay. Howard said that he's done stuff in a room with other people around but he doesn't have a guy standing there watching him. Artie had a load shot on him one time when a guy was banging a chick near him so maybe he was referring to that.
Jessica Hahn called in and said that she didn't think that Howard was mean to her yesterday at all. She told Howard that he's the greatest and she always turns to them when she has bad things happen to her in her life. Howard asked her if she thinks that Artie is an ass pirate. She doesn't think that at all.
Howard said that Artie has been getting a lot of mail and women want him but he seems to be too picky. They talked about how he turned Jessica down for a hand job one time. He said he didn't turn her down and she was the one who didn't show up.
Howard let Jessica go and then read some mail about Richard getting drunk at the Iron Maiden concert he went to last week. Robin said that he claims to be just drinking one night a week and just having 2 drinks.
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Richard's Drinking And Various News Stories. 03/19/08. 6:15am
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Howard said that they have Senator Arlen Specter coming in today. He's looking forward to that. He has Adam Carolla coming on to talk about Dancing with the Stars as well. Howard said that they're going to play Win Jon Hein's Money today too.
Howard talked about Richard getting shit faced drunk at this Iron Maiden show. Richard came in and said that he didn't drink anything on Saturday, it was just on Friday night. He said that he wasn't even that blasted that night. Howard asked how many drinks he had. He said it was about 8 beers and a few gin and Red Bulls.
Howard goofed on Richard's grammar and said he doesn't know where he went to school but he must have been bare foot when he went there.
Howard let Richard go and brought up this chick that was with Elliot Spitzer. He said that Joe Francis, who owns Girls Gone Wild, has gone out and offered her a million bucks to do a Girls Gone Wild feature. Howard said that the time to pounce is now and no one is going to care about her in 3 weeks. He said that the time to make a deal is now.
Howard said that Joe was talking to a reporter and he might already have video of this girl. It turns out she was hanging out with them when she was 18 years old and the reporter was right. Joe took back the offer for the million and said that they have her when she was way hotter, at 18. He went on to insult her in his comments. They have a week's worth of footage of her now.
Howard said that they have some pictures of Patrick Swayze smoking a cigarette while he's trying to battle cancer. Howard said he doesn't see a problem with that if he's as near death as they're saying he might be.
Howard read an article about Tiger Woods buying a house in the Hamptons yesterday but it turns out that the story wasn't true at all. Tiger isn't buying that house at all and the sellers are saying that he never even looked at the house.
Howard saw a picture of Jennifer Aniston in the paper today and she was in a bikini. He said that he doesn't know why but she just turns him off even though she's got a great body. He said that he read that she's working on the movie based on the book ''Marley and Me'' and he just doesn't see her and Owen Wilson in the parts in that book that he loved.
Howard said that Barack Obama went out and made a speech where he talked about this preacher friend of his and didn't really denounce him the way he should have. Artie said the guy is a great speaker and he almost had him convinced by the end of it that he was a great guy. Howard and the guys talked about that preacher and how he doesn't seem to be a very loving Christian.
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Bob Levy Smacks Danny Bonaduce Video. 03/19/08. 6:25am
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A caller asked Howard if he saw the video of Rev. Bob Levy smacking the shit out of Danny Bonaduce. Howard said he did see the video but he doesn't believe that it was real. He said that it looked fake to him but if it was, they acted it out very well.
Gary said that Danny was fighting some radio guys in Philly and Levy was there hanging out with Kidd Chris and some other people there. Howard said that he saw the video and Bob just smacked Danny in the face with an open hand. He said he knows that Bob used to wrestle so he could do that acting it out.
Howard said that Bob gives Danny a little smack and then asks Bob to smack him again and his body guards are there and take Bob down when he goes to smack him again. Gary told Howard that it looked like Bob had backed down a little bit in the video but the guards that were there were huge.
They spent a few minutes talking about that video and Gary said that it looked real to him. He rewound it a few times to see what it looked like. Artie said that Levy is a guy who will fight. Howard played the video and watched it. Artie said that was the fakest thing he had ever seen in his life. He said that the camera angle was just right and it looked fake to him. Robin thought it was a set up as well.
Artie said that he loves Bob but he's not sure what he's trying to do there. Howard said that if Danny really got smacked, he probably would have went after Bob himself.
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Deejay Magic Matt Alan Calls In. 03/19/08. 6:30am
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Howard took a call from this radio guy Magic Matt who he was talking about yesterday. He asked Matt if he and other people in the business make fun of the way he does his announcing. Matt said that he thinks that he's gotten better over the years. He said that he used to make fun of Howard in the past but he thinks that he's come along pretty well.
Matt was talking about how real Howard's movie made the business seem with those lame program directors. Matt went into a Rick Dees impression and goofed on him a little bit. Howard asked him to do the WNnnnnnBC announcing thing for him. Fred found a song for him that was like something like they'd have on WNBC back in the 80s.
Matt asked what happened to Imus because he seems to have a speech impediment. Howard said he's always had that but he didn't talk that much when he was on NBC but now he does. The guy said that he used to work at Z-100 there in New York and someone would always be there yelling out Howard's name if he was out making appearances.
Howard asked Matt something about reading commercials and he went on and on talking about a bunch of nonsense. Howard said he had no clue what he was going for there. Matt said he thought that Howard had hung up on him at that point.
Howard tried to get Matt to do his talk up for a song. He was having some trouble hearing the song but he did okay with the talk up. Howard ended up talking about American Idol and Dancing with the Stars while Matt was on the phone. Matt said that the whole Ryan Seacrest thing really pisses him off. Howard figured that he wanted to be that guy but Matt said that he could never be that milk toast and do a show like that.
Matt told Howard that he's a radio mechanic and he knows how to milk a few minutes and build up the time spent listening. He said that Howard is entertaining and he's not all about poo-poo humor.
Matt said that he was kind of upset about the way he hired Bubba the Love Sponge. He said he was at a convention years ago and saw Bubba accepting an award for Howard and he took the award and wiped his ass with it. He said that he was defending Howard and wondering why Bubba would do something like that to Howard.
Howard said that he doesn't remember that incident and really didn't know about Bubba until he was on in New Haven. He said Bubba hates that he says that but it's true. Robin remembered that ass wiping thing but she didn't remember that it was Bubba.
Howard said that Bubba came clean to him when they met and he told him about the stuff he did. He didn't take offense to that and they were actually kind of funny. He said that Bubba said that he was just trying to make a name for himself and that's why he was doing that stuff. He and Bubba got along after that meeting and that's why they hired him there.
Howard said the reason that they were talking about Matt yesterday is because he owns Johnny Carson's tonight show couch. Matt said that he picked that up at an auction years ago. He said he would have gone even higher to buy it. Howard asked him if people thought he was out of his mind buying it. He said that they didn't and he actually outbid Doc Severenson. He said that he really did it just because he loved Johnny Carson.
Howard asked where the couch was stored all these years. He said he kept it in his garage. He said that he'd bring it out and use it to do interviews in his back yard. He said that he got a call from Marty Ingels who was supposed to be on Carson one year. He ended up passing out back stage when he heard his name mentioned on the air and didn't appear. He was banned from the show because of that.
Matt said that the couch is in great shape and in a crate that says Tonight Show on it. Matt asked Howard what he thought about Carson as an interviewer. Howard said that he wasn't a great interviewer, he did have some great guests though. Howard thought he was pretty mediocre as an interviewer and he'd give comedian's good set ups for their bits but he wasn't that great.
Matt said that he wasn't sure how to disagree with Howard and his lovely sidekick. Howard said that he respects Carson's career because he did last so long. He said that he was charming on the air but he really wasn't a great interviewer. He doesn't think he was talentless but he was kind of mean spirited. Howard said that some would say the same about him but he doesn't have the disdain for people that Carson did. He said he wouldn't let comedians sit on the couch if they didn't do well. He said that was an incredibly mean thing to do.
Matt said that he thought he was a great interviewer and had to disagree. Howard asked Matt, who he was calling ''Magic'' where the name came from. Matt told him about how he came up with the name and how it just stuck. Howard asked him about that voice he has and how he came up with that. Matt said that it's just his voice and he's not putting on something phony. Howard told him that he does have a good radio voice. He said his diction is perfect and he sounds like an announcer.
Howard asked Matt if he's getting laid. Matt said that in the other room is Morton Downey Jr.'s widow is in the other room. He said that she's still hot too. She was 33 years his junior so she wasn't as old as he was. Howard asked if they talk about Morton and if she loved him or not. He got her to come to the phone a minute later so Howard could talk to her.
Howard asked Laurie if she loved Morton for real. She said that she really did adore him. She said she had a daughter with him and she's now 14 and just like him. She said she really did love him. Howard asked her if Magic Matt is a great guy too. She said that he really is. Howard asked her how long she's been with him. She said they've been together for about a year but they've known each other for about 8 years. Howard let her go a short time later.
Matt got back on the phone and said that he'd love to be able to give up his good looks to have a little bit of success like Howard has. He said that he has to sell this couch of his because he needs the money.
Howard said that Matt is selling Johnny Carson's couch and he sees that there's a bid of like $99,000. Matt said that he got no bids on that thing because he started it out so high. He said they have a swivel table and you can find them on ebay.com. Matt also got in a plug for his web site MrCigar.com.
Howard let Matt go and said that maybe they should buy the couch and do nasty things on it. He said he had to go to break so they didn't get too far behind.
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Senator Arlen Specter Visits. 03/19/08. 7:05am
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After the break Howard said that it's not often that a senator stops by. He said that Senator Arlen Specter was coming in and he had a million subjects to bring up. Arlen came in a short time later and Howard asked him about the suit he was wearing. He said it looked hand made. Arlen said that it was tailor made. Howard said that you have to have an image and Arlen knows what that can mean to a person.
Howard told Arlen how screwed up the economy is getting at this point and how the dollar is worth so little that Jason, who is going over to Amsterdam for his bachelor party, is worried about it because some people aren't even accepting the dollar. Howard asked Arlen about what he feels about this President Bush.
Arlen said that right now it's hard to judge him now, in the future we may look back on him and see that he was a great President. He said that has happened with other Presidents that weren't looked at as very smart.
Howard asked Senator Specter about the kind of money senators make and how they end up millionaires when they get out of office. He didn't really have a straight answer for that.
Howard brought up this new book (Never Give In: Battling Cancer in the Senate) that Specter has out about his battle with cancer. Arlen talked about how tough the chemotherapy was. He said that he kept working through it and that's what people have to do. He said that's basically what he talks about in the book.
Howard read that Arlen was misdiagnosed with a brain tumor back in 1993 and he was given 3-6 weeks to live. Arlen said that he was in a state of shock at that time. He said that they were about to celebrate his anniversary so the guy told him to just go have a good time. They took the tumor out a week later and they found that it wasn't a deadly tumor. He said that the best thing to do is get a second opinion when you get diagnosed with something like that.
Howard asked if he ever thought about suing the doctor. Arlen said that every day that he's alive now is a day that he might not have had so he doesn't bother with trying to sue doctors who misdiagnosed him.
Howard brought up Elliot Spitzer and asked him if he ever thought about doing something like that. Arlen said that he wouldn't do something like that. He got back to the story about the doctor who misdiagnosed him and said that he didn't accept what he said and thought he was nutty for telling him to go out and have a good time.
Howard asked Arlen more about what he thinks about Spitzer and if he should have stayed in office. Arlen said that all depends on whether or not he could function as Governor. He said he was on NPR recently talking about that. He said that he was saying that he should think it over before he made that decision. His wife wanted him to stay in office so maybe he should have stayed on. If he couldn't function as Governor then he should resign. He didn't think that he looked it over enough before making that decision.
Howard said that all men are going to be attracted to younger women. Arlen agreed and said that you have to avoid the temptation. He said that he is a red blooded American so he's been tempted but he's married and has been married for 55 years. He said that you have to think about the consequences before you act on something like that.
Howard got back to the health issues with Arlen and said that he was misdiagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease. He asked how that happens. Arlen said that he had a pain in his left arm and they gave him a test that told him he had the Lou Gehrig's disease. Then they saw that he wasn't getting any more symptoms a few weeks later and the doctor told him that it could be related to a mild case of Polio when he was a child. Arlen wondered why they don't just tell the patient what else it could be when they make the diagnosis.
Howard said that this is a recurring thing with him and he doesn't understand why doctors are making mistakes like that. Arlen said that he writes about all of that in the book and explains what he thinks about all of what was going on. He said that it just shows that you should go out and get a second opinion.
Howard said that he got a good vibe off of him about being a good father. Arlen said that he was a good father to his two sons. He said that he had a very good father who raised him and he thinks that he was a good father himself.
Howard asked Arlen about the XM/SIRIUS merger and said that he has lost faith in the government over this. Arlen told him he probably never had any faith in the government. Howard said that he thinks that some of the people in government care and he thought that people really cared about this kind of stuff. He said that it's not a tough thing to rule on and he believes that people are being paid off left and right by lobbyists. He said that the two companies are bleeding financially and the government doesn't seem to care.
Howard told Arlen that something is foul here and nobody cares. He said he's disgusted and he knows that it's B.S. Arlen asked if he wanted a response on that. Of course he did.
Arlen said that the core problem is that there is no feeling of urgency with that decision. He said that he doesn't believe that anyone is being paid off though. He said that there is a complex question there about the merger being anticompetitive. He said that there are similar quality entertainment products out there but they really don't need to spend months on this. He said that it has taken a long time but they are going to have a decision by the end of the month from what he knows. Howard said that they didn't spend this much time on oil company mergers.
Robin asked why they have such a sense of urgency on an oil company merger and not this one. Arlen said that there is no sense of urgency about anything in government. He said that cancer could be cured if there was more of a sense of urgency about that. He said that billions of dollars are being spent on research and there still isn't a cure. Arlen said that he talks about all of that stuff in his book.
Howard said that he feels like this company is going downhill and we're in big trouble. Arlen said that he doesn't feel that way at all and the country is still very strong. He told Howard about some of the people he deals with and how tough they are doing their jobs. Howard asked him about the real working man and if they can really keep working when they go through chemotherapy like he did. Arlen said that he went through a lot of battles and didn't miss a day of work.
Howard asked Arlen if he wants to work the rest of his life. He said that he will work as long as he can as long as he's at the top of his game. He said that he had a picture of him with President Bush when he had no hair. Howard said that Robin liked him with no hair. Robin said that he looked good with no hair.
Howard said that Arlen looked really different with no hair. He asked him if he addresses that in his book. He said that he does address all of that and how he thought he looked like hell when he was going through the chemo. He said that he just went to work looking like that and decided not to wear a hair piece or anything like that.
Howard said that when someone has cancer and doesn't look great, you have to think that people are going to be talking about you behind your back. Arlen said that he speculates about what Bush was thinking in that picture with him and he thinks that he was probably wanting to get away from him just in case cancer is contagious. He said that he was kind of turning away from him in the picture so that's what he was thinking Bush was thinking.
Howard asked Arlen if he ever went to a shrink. He said he hasn't. Howard said he seems to be a good dad, a good husband, he battled cancer and he still seems to be all together psychologically.
Arlen said that picture shows that he was willing to go out during that treatment and just not worry so much about what he looked like. He said that's what cancer patients have to do.
Howard asked Arlen about Iraq and what he wants to happen there. He said that they have to get out of there eventually but we have to train the Iraqis what to do to keep peace over there. He said that we really do need an exit strategy. Howard agreed with him on that.
Arlen said he was asked on the Today Show yesterday if we are in a recession now and he had to say yes. He said that we have to admit what we have and that's what he did with his cancer as well. He said that the Iraqi government isn't doing very well right now and he has to admit that. He said that we didn't handle Saddam right back in the 90s when we went in there.
Howard gave Arlen some more plugs for his book and some appearances he was making to sign his book. He's going to be in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania on Saturday morning and up in Burlington, Vermont on Sunday. He wrapped up a short time later and went to break.
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Howard Takes Some Phone Calls. 03/19/08. 7:45am
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After the break we heard a Jack and Rod bit with Sal and Richard doing an interview with the author of a pet book and Ronnie the Limo Driver audio clips. Fred played some David Bowie ''Suffragette City'' too. Howard came back while that song was playing and took a phone call. The caller said that he just got SIRIUS last year and thinks that he's a great interviewer, especially after that Arlen Specter interview.
Howard said that he's going to read Arlen's book because he was inspired by what he was saying. Another phone caller said that he gets criticized for listening to him but that interview was so intelligent and on he was very proud of him. Howard said that he likes to mix it up and do different types of interviews. The guy asked Howard about some other people that worked at WRNW when he was there but he didn't remember any of the names he threw out there.
Howard took another call and the guy asked him what he's going to do when his contract is up in 3 years. He predicts that Howard will renew for at least 5 more years, if not 10. Artie let out a sigh when he heard that. He said that's going to kill him if he has to work another 5 or 10 years. The caller thinks that Howard has to wait for Cody and Cassidy to do the show when they get older. That's just one reason he has to stay on the air after this 3 years is up.
The caller said that he knows that Howard doesn't want to touch titties again until he's like 75 so he has to stay on for that. He said that he thinks that Howard will be back to getting sex just once a month and he'll be back to touching titties by that time. Howard thanked him for the call and went to Bobo.
Robin asked Howard what he would do if he couldn't get sex from Beth for 6 months because of some kind of illness. She gave her a theoretical disease and asked Howard what he'd do. Howard isad that he'd cheat if she couldn't move and was on a respirator. He said that he'd have to tell her that he didn't think that she would recover and had to cheat. Howard said that he really would wait for 6 months but he'd wait under protest.
Bobo called in and brought up Heather Mills and how she wants to share some photos and video of her with Paul McCartney now that she's gotten her settlement. That led to Howard talking about how she was saying that he was stingy with her when he gave her ''only'' 51 million dollars. He said that her kid can fly anywhere in first class with that kind of money and she had no right complaining about it.
Howard said that she's now selling private messages that she taped. He said that if he was the judge and saw that, he'd take the money away from her. She was recording everything she did with him and it's obvious that she knew what she was doing.
Robin said that she might have to pat down Jim Florentine to make sure he's not taping her. Howard said she should. He doesn't know what's going on out there with all of this taping. He said he's never taped anyone he's had sex with.
Bobo asked if Howard is going to let his news team cover his wedding and the stuff around that. Howard said he's not sure about that. He let Bobo go after that and had Lisa G come in with her news preview.
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Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 03/19/08. 8:00am
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Lisa G came in with her Howard 100 News preview. He ended up talking about the contest they have coming up for the ugliest guy with the hottest chick. He talked about how he knows that he's ugly so he would assume that other guys know that they're ugly. That led to him talking about going to a Yoga class yesterday. He told him that it's much tougher than you'd think. He said that this broad whipped his ass with that stuff. He wanted Artie to do some stuff with him to show him how hard it was but Artie said that stuff is for chicks.
Howard had Lisa run down her news preview. She said that they have a story about Richard Roeper writing an article about how high up Mark the Bagger and May Pang made it on google trends this week. Howard said that happens every day when they have a guest on the show like that. He said that's the power of satellite radio.
Howard said that Benjy mentioned that he wanted to be on the new Paris Hilton show and he's the number one candidate on the web site for the show. Benjy got in another mention for that site which is ParisBFF.com
Lisa said that they tried to get an interview with Robin's new assistant Stacy but she turned them down. Howard said he'd love to get an interview with her and just ask her about the ear muffs she wears there.
Lisa said that George Takei is going to be on a new show that's coming up soon. Richard came in after that and said that Robin's assistant was there until about 5 yesterday. Robin said that she had a meeting with Jeff Shick about some computer stuff. Richard said that she was asking everyone for their birthdays and stuff too.
Howard asked Lisa if she wants to be in Robin's Girl's Night Out club. She said she doesn't think about that group that way. She said she would like to go to Howard's wedding as a reporter though. Artie said that she could go with him to the wedding but she'd have to agree to a blowy at least. She said that was disgusting and she's not even going to answer that. She said that she'd kiss him but that was it. Artie said that was 7th grade stuff and that's not what he's looking for.
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Adam Carolla Calls In. 03/19/08. 8:10am
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Howard had Adam Carolla on the phone next. He said that he had spoken to Adam about this Dancing with the Stars stuff before he went on. Adam gave himself a B as a dancer but he's not sure what planet he'd be a B on. He said that he couldn't do it as well as Adam but there are guys on that show who are professional dancers. Adam said he was just doing this to promote his movie. He's not in it to win it.
Howard said that they don't let him get in any plugs for the movie but Adam said that he goes out and does press about that show and gets to plug his movie.
Howard talked about the chick that Adam is dancing with, Julianne Hough, and how hot she is. He said that she's so hot that it's sickening. He was about to ask him about getting a boner but his phone died. Howard thought he had offended him but Will said it sounded like the phone just went dead.
Adam was back on the phone a short time later. He told Howard about some of the guys that are on the show with him and how strange it is. He said that there are a lot of good dancers who have been kicked off the show and it's all a popularity contest. Howard figures that he could get on there and stay on because his listeners would keep him on.
Adam said that they want them to be able to go from can't dance to can dance on the show. He said that he's pretty sure that he was better than Penn Jillette but Howard told him that Penn was actually a little better than him. Adam told him to go back and watch the tape again.
Robin said that Adam's partner was wearing more clothes than she's ever seen on that show. He said that he thinks that they have a lot of chemistry, they just can't see it. Howard asked him if he was fantasizing about her when he found out who his partner was. He said that he looks at her like a kid sister. He said she really is a kid. He said that she's really a hayseed and talks with that twang so he's really not that into her. He said that she is like a kid sister, a kid sister that he'd like to bang, but still a kid sister.
Adam said he told her that he was the Vince Lombardi of what he does and she had no idea who Vince Lombardi was. He said that he needs a translator to go between them because they're so out of sync on that stuff.
Howard said that Adam told him in his off-air conversation that he swears that he knows that Julianne is a virgin. He said he gets that from having his knee in her crotch all the time and he can feel what's going on down there. He was just kidding around about that though.
Adam wanted to get in some plugs for his movie. Howard gave him a plug for ''The Hammer'' which you can find out more about at TheHammerMovie.com.
Howard got back to the discussion about the chicks on Dancing with the Stars. Adam said that he thinks that he has a chance of winning the show. Howard said that Steve Gutenberg was talking about how the show was a great thing for him. Adam said that when they say they're practicing for 6 hours a day, they're really doing it. Adam said he's only doing it 2 hours a day because his partner is flying back and forth between Nashville and L.A. so he can't get in that kind of practice that the other guys are getting. Adam said that he doesn't want to win that badly that he'd ask her not to fly out.
Howard said that most of these people don't have other jobs so they have the time to do this stuff. Adam said that they should put a cap on the amount of practice, maybe 3 hours, so they can make it more competitive. Adam said that he just doesn't have the time to practice like some of these other people do. Steve Gutenberg can dance all day long if he wants.
Adam said that the further you get in the show, the more practice you have to do and he just doesn't have the time to do it. He said that he wants to stay on for a few weeks and then get voted off. He doesn't think he'll get voted off tonight because it is a popularity contest and he has a great partner. He thinks that a lot of other people will be voted off first.
Howard said that Julianne is feeling so non-sexual with Adam that she's wearing more clothes than she did last season. Robin thinks that she must feel like she's dancing with her father or something. Adam asked if everyone buys into their retarded theories on the show. Adam said that he's going to bang the bejusus out of Robin when he comes to see her again. Adam said that next week she's going to be wearing something really hot. Robin said that's only if he makes it.
Gary said that they have a clip of Adam calling Carrie Ann a bitch after she gave her score to him. Adam said that he was going for more of a ''ain't that a bitch'' comment rather than calling her that name. Howard played the clip and you do hear Adam say ''Ahhhh.... Bitch!''
Howard gave Adam another plug for his movie. He also talked about Adam walking off his own show to boycott working with Danny Bonaduce. Howard told him he can't do that. Adam said it was very easy to do that.
Howard asked Adam about how some of the other people are doing on the Dancing show. Adam said that he thinks that there are a few people on there who have less personality than he does so he thinks that they're going to get voted off first. Robin thought that Adam was trying to ask for them to vote for him but Adam said he really wasn't.
Adam said that he's not sure why they have some of those chicks on the show this season. Howard said that the chicks this season really don't look good. Adam said that next to his partner, no one looks good. Howard asked who the biggest asshole was on the show. Adam thought about it a little bit and didn't really have any assholes on his list. He said that even Priscilla was very nice to him. He said that they're all being nice to each other and they may just be burnt out.
Howard said that Adam went on Oprah's show with the rest of the crew but she kind of blew him off. Adam said that she was supposed to say hello to everyone but she didn't say hello to ''everyone.'' Howard asked Adam more about Julianne and if he got to see any titty or maybe some camel toe. He said that he's actually felt a lot but not seen anything.
Howard was wrapping up with Adam but he ended up talking about Gene Simmons and how he screwed him over. He said that he wanted him to admit that he's been cheating on his wife. Gene said that he'd do it but then went and did it on Adam's show instead so he could film it for his TV show. Adam said that he's not even sure what the test came up with. He said that when other people talk he tunes out. He said that it all seemed like a farcical set up that the reality show does. Howard said that's why he avoided it on his show. Adam said he just tuned out since he knew that it was just a bunch of bullshit.
Howard asked Adam if he's lost any weight doing the dancing thing. He said that he has lost about 10 or 12 pounds. He said it's really boring practicing though. He said that it's doing the same thing over and over again for 2 hours.
Howard asked Adam what his wife thinks of Julianne. Adam laughed and said she's fine with it. He said that once she met her she knew that it was okay. Howard wrapped up with Adam after giving him another plug for his movie.
Howard and Robin spent a little more time talking about Adam and his dancing. Robin said it looked like he had a stick up his ass when he was dancing.
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Celebrity Rehab And Other Discussions. 03/19/08. 8:35am
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Howard read a story about how the dollar is worth so little right now that in Amsterdam there are some shops that aren't even taking it anymore. He said that it's worth almost nothing over there. Robin said that the Canadian dollar is worth more than ours is now. Artie said that Jason is going over there for his Bachelor party and they might have to use ATM machines over there to get their money.
Howard said that he has some audio clips to play after they go to break. Robin also brought up the Celebrity Rehab show reunion that aired recently. Howard said that show was great and he loves that Daniel Baldwin left the show because he thought he was too good for them. He said that the other people on the show were great.
Howard said that Jeff Conoway was good on the show but he left early. He said that most of the people are people that they've never heard of. He said that the one guy is in a band he's never even heard of. The guy is looney. He said that one girl on the show is addicted to pot but she's really hot. She was on some show that he didn't know. He said that they're all losers on that show and Mary Carey thinks that she's a celebrity on that show.
Gary gave Howard some of the names of the people on the show. Howard didn't know what song this Seth Binzer guy had performed. Fred found the song, by Crazy Town, and Howard recognized it after hearing it. The song Butterfly was a hit but that was about their only hit. Howard said he must have been kind of happening if he had a hit with that song. Artie said that song was a huge hit a few years ago and he heard it all the time over at Scores when he'd go there.
Howard talked about going to strip clubs and how he doesn't care about the music that they play. He said that they could have no music playing and he'd be fine with it. Howard wanted to play more of that Butterfly song but Fred had turned it off. Fred was a little thrown off when Howard mentioned some of the lyrics in the song instead of the name of the song. Fred and Howard went off on each other about that. Howard said that he only knows that guy Seth from his cocaine use and not from that hit song he had.
Irish John asked Howard if he would do a guest appearance on Mary McCormack's new show ''In Plain Sight.'' Howard said he doesn't do appearances like that and he wouldn't do it. He said that the only way he'd appear is in a movie or a major mini-series or something like that. Howard said that he doesn't want to play himself in a TV show or anything like that.
Howard said that he doesn't want to do appearances in any TV shows. He said that when he does his next film he will play a villain or something that makes him look different. He won't give that to a crappy TV show. He said that if he did a show like that, it would be a huge thing and he doesn't want to give that to some TV show when he could do that with a movie instead.
Howard said that he's proven that he can act and he wants to play a role of a villain now to prove that he can play something other than himself.
Howard said that if they had an episode of that show that Mary does where she gave birth to a retarded child, he might play that part. He said that Mary should be coming in soon to promote the new TV show. He spent a minute talking her before going to another break.
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Eric The Midget Announcement Maker Calls In. 03/19/08. 8:55am
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After the break we heard a prank call the guys made using Ronnie the Limo Driver audio clips. Fred also played an Eric the Midget song parody, ''Fly Like a Midget.'' Fred played some George Harrison ''My Sweet Lord'' as they were coming back. Howard came back and had Eric the Midget (JFSC.tv) on the phone. Eric asked to be called Eric the Actor. Howard told him that he's called many different names and played the new Dan the Song Parody Man song where he includes many of the names that they call him.
Eric asked Howard what tomorrow's show is going to be about and went off on him about the Magic Matt Alan interview. Howard told Eric that he's not the only one on the planet and he's the only one who puts him on the air. Eric said that he wanted to get on sooner because he has things to do. Howard told him to call in another day if he's upset that he doesn't get to him.
Eric said that he had a couple of things he wanted to talk about. He said that he wanted to talk to him about the photos of the strip club he went to. Howard said he saw them. He explained that Eric was at a strip club and there were a lot of naked women around. He wondered what the big deal was but Eric said he just wanted to know what he thought about them.
Howard said that anyone who goes to the strip club is going to see naked chicks. He said that some of the chicks had better faces than others. Eric wanted to make sure that he didn't have anything bad to say about them.
Eric had a big announcement to make so they were calling him Eric the Announcement Maker. Artie called him Eric the Insane Bore.
Eric said that he was going to be going out on tour looking for the hottest stripper. Artie said ''Okay, bye!'' Howard told him to bring her in there when he finds her. Eric said ''Yeah, whatever...'' Howard said he's not sure what he wanted him to say there.
Eric said that his tour is going to start in Sacramento and it will run indefinitely. He's looking for girls between 18 and 30 and the winner will get a modeling contract with his modeling agency (!?) EMA (Eric's Modeling Agency).
robin asked when he got a modeling agency. Howard said it was about 3 seconds ago. Eric said that he will try his best to find the stripper TV and print ads and things like that. Howard said he has no experience in this though. He told him he's excited about that and he'd like to meet the girl when he finds her.
Ralph called in and as soon as Eric heard that he said ''Oh damn it...'' Ralph asked him why he's back on the show now. Eric said that it's not in his best interest to be on the show like Howard said. He said that the fans have been begging him to come back to save the show so that's why he's on. Howard thanked him for that.
Eric said that he called in last week just to show that he can be grateful to people. He thanked the Pure Gold Showgirls club last week. Ralph said that he's back to getting pissed off at Howard when he doesn't pick up on him.
Ralph asked if Eric has picked a new name yet. Howard asked him and played some new clips like 'Eric the Lame Ass Midget, Eric the loud Mouth Midget, Eric the Stupid Bitch, Eric the Gay Actor, Eric the Shit Cock and more.
Eric told Ralph to shut up because he had to make some more points about this contest he has going on. He said that the winner has to live with him or nearby. Howard asked why she has to do that. He said that he's going to make sure that she follows the contract and doesn't go off doing stuff she's not supposed to. The guys sounded kind of creeped out by all of that. Eric said that the contract is going to be 7 years long. Ralph started laughing when he heard that.
Eric said that the winner has to give 50 percent of her earnings to the modeling agency too. He said that he'll be doing a photo shoot for the winner and he will submit the photos to Playboy himself. He said he has a contact over there but it turns out that Johnny Fratto is the one who has the contacts.
Eric was about to throw out a challenge to Howard but Howard cut him off and told him he was killing the show. Howard took a call from High Pitch Eric who was pretending to be Kendra, Eric's ex-girlfriend, who said that she's how dating High Pitch Eric. He went off on Eric the Midget for a few seconds until Howard cut him off.
Another caller told Howard that he's going to have an Eric the Midget look alike contest and he's going to make them live on Conney Island in the freak show over there.
Ralph said that he wanted to hear Eric's last point. Eric said that his programming can get better interviews than Howard can in the next month. Eric said he doesn't have anyone lined up yet. Howard said he has Chris Rock coming in tomorrow. Artie said that they had a senator on today and Eric ''almost booked Dat Phan'' for his show.
Eric said that he hasn't been listening to Howard very much lately on Howard 100. Howard told him that he is on the phone almost every day though. Eric told Howard that he hasn't been calling in that much. He said that he's only called in 3 times since the 25th of last month.
Howard told Eric he had to go and tried to wrap up with him but Eric had a lot more to say. Howard asked if Eric is going to pay for the stripper to live in an apartment nearby. He said that he would be willing to do that. He said that he'll be taking 50 percent of her earnings though. Howard let Eric go a short time later.
Ralph was laughing and said that he came back better than ever. Howard took another call from a guy who said that he finds himself caring about Eric even though he seems like such an ungrateful prick.
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Jessica's Missing Bulldog. 03/19/08. 9:20am
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Howard took a call from a woman, Jessica, who said that her bulldog was stolen last night. She said that she tied the dog up outside a store and the dog was gone when she came out. Howard said that's the wrong thing to do and you can't leave a dog outside like that. She said that the dog was gone when she came out and she was really upset. Howard said that he feels bad for her but he's not sure what he can do for her. She said that she's offering a $1,000 reward for the return.
Howard told her that she was very naive after he heard that she didn't even have the dog chipped. The woman said that her name is Clara and she really wants to get her back. Howard said that they'd let her know if they hear anything from anyone about the dog. He put her on hold so they could get her information.
Howard said you have to be a little street smart and not leave a dog out there like that. He said that there has to be a little bit of not caring if your dog get stolen when you do something like that. He said that people who steal a dog are sick too. Artie said that he hopes that the dog isn't being tortured or something. He hopes that it's dead and not being tortured.
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Riley Martin Show Clips. 03/19/08. 9:25am
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Howard said that Riley Martin was on his show last night apologizing for his show the week before. He was blaming food poisoning for his slurred speech. He sounded drunk but he insists that it was just food poisoning. Howard said he seems to get food poisoning a lot.
Howard played some clips of Riley talking about the food poisoning and what he was going to be doing on the show. Then Howard played some clips from last week's Riley Martin show where he had his ''food poisoning'' and was rambling on and on about some nonsense. Artie mentioned that he got arrested for driving under the influence of food poisoning once.
Howard played some clips from last night's show where Riley was talking to come callers about Barack Obama and things like that. Riley was going off on the news coverage of Barack and his preacher. Howard said that the guy is out of his mind but Robin said that's pretty obvious from what he does on that radio show of his.
Howard had a clip where Riley goes into a story that he had started to tell last week. It was 13 minutes long so Howard said he wasn't going to make it through the whole thing. Robin told him to see how far he could make it. Howard gave up about a minute into it. IT was too coherent according to Artie. robin asked if he could get some more food poisoning for next week's show.
Howard played some more of last week's show where Riley was slurring his speech and it was a little more entertaining.
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Celebrity Fit Club Audio Clips. 03/19/08. 9:35am
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Howard had a bunch of stuff to play like clips from the AVN awards. He said that he was going to save that for tomorrow since he had a lot of stuff to play for that.
Howard had some Celebrity Fit Club clips to play too. He said he had a clip of a woman, Tokara, from that show blowing up at someone about something and he wasn't sure why she did it. JD said that he wasn't exactly sure why she went off on them like that even though he was the one who pulled the clip.
Howard played the clip where she went off on everyone about how she likes who she is and no one respects that. She ended up screaming and crying for a couple of minutes. One of the guys there was telling her to calm down and ''have some class'' but that seemed to make things even worse.
Howard and the guys had some fun with that clip and goofed on the way the woman was going nuts. Howard said he had to hear the clip again and replayed it. When the guy was telling her to have some class she got even more angry and started screaming at him. Robin said that it sounded like she was getting tazered or something while that was going on. Fred threw in some dog barking clips during the replay.
JD said he had a clip of Dustin Diamond going off on someone on the show too. He said he thought it was just as good. Howard played that clip, which was from last season, and the instructor was going off on Dustin and yelling at him but Dustin just took it and shot back at him. The instructor was cursing at him and Dustin just gave him a ''whatever...'' Robin said it sounds like a show full of lunatics.
Howard said that he tries to watch that show but he gets bored. He said they should get right to clips like that instead of dragging it out. Robin said that Ant, the host, is looking kind of odd on the show too. They had to go to break after that.
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The $600 Billion War. 03/19/08. 9:50am
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After the break we heard another Jack and Rod bit where Sal and Richard interviewed an author while they had Andrew Dice Easter Bunny in the studio. Fred played a song parody with Dice clips in it as Howard was coming back. Howard said that there was a good performance on American Idol last night and Simon came out against him. He said that was the first time he disagreed with Simon about a performance like that.
Howard said that the fifth anniversary of being in Iraq is coming up this week. He said that he can't believe that it's been that long. He read that they predicted it was going to cost $50-60 billion but now it's up over 600 million and it's still going. Now they're predicting that it could cost $1-2 trillion before it's all over. Howard said that's why the dollar is shit right now.
Howard said that the economy is really fucked up right now. He brought up the Bear Stearns thing and said that all of the people who had their retirements based with that company are screwed now. Robin said that their stock was up over $100 at one point, now it's down to $2.
Howard read an article about the war in Iraq and the amount of money we've thrown at that mess. Howard read that 1,785 is the number of days since President Bush announced ''Mission Accomplished.'' Artie said that a lot of people are dying over there but there are also a ton of people who are getting injured. He met one guy who lost a leg over there who comes to a lot of his shows. He said that there must be a lot of guys out there like that.
Howard said he had some e-mail about Brianna Frost's breasts and they have that show up on Howard TV now. He said that's a show you have to see. Artie may have been right about her being the hottest piece of ass that was up there. Howard read some of the e-mail about her and one guy said that they are definitely fake boobs because he had seen her pre-implants. The guy said that she was flat chested as an infant but now she's got huge boobs so they're definitely fake.
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Howard 100 News, GNO And Wrap Up Show Previews. 03/19/08. 10:00am
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Steve Langford came in and said that the Save Big Foot battle has crashed and burned. Patrick, the fan who wanted to save him, tried to go get him up in Vermont but he wasn't able to bring him home to New Jersey. Steve said that they were trying to throw Big Foot out of his hotel room up there and it was full of feces. Steve thinks that he is clearly mentally ill and they have to do something for him up there in Vermont.
Steve said that they have another Lowdown with High Pitch Mike segment. He goes off on Robin about her Girls Night Out club. Howard said that he must see it as being left out of the cool girl's club and that's why he's going of on them.
Howard and Robin talked about the club for a short time and wondered how people get into that club. Robin said that anyone can't just join the club, they have to be friends. Howard said that when you name your friends like that, it's kind of strange. Robin said that they're just girls hanging out. Howard said that's not the case. He said that it's an exclusive club that makes her seem kind of elitist. Robin said that it's really not.
Robin said that she can't get into Howard's posse of friends. Howard said he doesn't have a group of friends that he names.
High Pitch Mike came in and asked Robin if she knows the name of the country that she's doing this charity for. She said the name of it and knew where it was located so Mike was surprised by that.
Mike was saying that he thinks that anyone who wants to donate money should be allowed to. Robin said that they can. Howard kept digging at Robin and irritating her and told her that he loves doing that. Robin said that people are going to call and say that she's elitist and she's really not. Howard brought up Leslie Barbara and asked why she can't just be in the club. Robin said that she is friends with her but she may not want to be in the club. She has to go out with the group before they'll make her part of the GNO.
Howard said that he'd argue that she's married to Dominic Barbara so she has a lot of money to give to the charity. Artie argued that the reason not to let her in is because she's married to Dominic Barbara. He said that some of the other broads are going to get jealous of her for having a rich husband and they'll have to kick her out.
Howard said that Leslie probably won't show up for meetings after the novelty wears off. Robin said that they don't have meetings, they just go out to dinner.
Mike was talking to Robin about the charity and what she'll be doing for it. Robin said she has been asked to go over to the country that they're sending the money to but she's not sure if she'll be going. Mike said that he'd go with her and he'd use all of his frequent flier miles to get himself over there. Robin sounded surprised that he wanted to go over there with her.
Dominic Barbara called in and said that Leslie will make all of the meetings and he will donate $10,000 in honor of Howard and Beth's engagement instead if giving it to the North Shore Animal League. Howard said that he was out of the wedding now because of that. Dominic then said that he'd give 10 to both charities then. Leslie was on the phone too so she said that she thinks that the charity is a good thing and she'd love to be part of it.
Howard told Leslie to forget about the charity and think about going out to dinner and dancing and stuff. Leslie said that if she can get along with Dominic, she can get along with anyone.
Ralph called in and said that he had people calling him and talking about this group and how it just gives them some direction. Robin said that he's been out with them before so he shouldn't be talking like that. Robin said that he acts like a guy when he goes out and takes pictures of the girls' thongs.
Robin mentioned this woman Zabiba who is the head of the charity they're raising money for. She mentioned the name a few times and the guys sounded like they were thrown off a little bit by the name.
Steve got back to his news preview and said that there was a sign up at a store where they claimed that one of Jackie the Joke Man's products might expose people to lead. Howard said he believes that the Jokemaster is safe and doesn't believe that story at all.
Jon Hein came in and ran down the stuff they were going to be covering today on the Wrap Up Show. He mentioned the major stuff that was going on today during the show.
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Artie In Bad Shape, May Have Eaten Too Much. 03/19/08. 10:15am
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Howard had Fred play a new Robin song parody that didn't go over too well. It was to the tune of ''Yellow Submarine'' about her reading t
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